This is a tale of love and adventure, a tale of tragedy and comedy, of life, death and beyond, of betrayal and trust. This is a tale of a child destined for a path full of destiny, to follow a grand and glorious fate that weaves drama and romance into a legend that will last centuries to come. This is a tale of one who sought the truth, the justice, and the Milky Way(delicious little bastards), who chose good over evil, who rose above temptation.
This is...
...Not my story.